YO! heh. long time since i used the comp bah. wow and i was so suprised when i typed my email with one hand quite fast! haha look zai. anyways,just got back from shanghai,currently in hong kong. finally theres network! As the post title sugeests...fuck shanghai. seriously. ohhhhhhh god. jesus man. it sucked like no mum. anyways,i think this post gonna be long cos i have lots of complaints! brace for it fellas.
Anyways,the people there are fucking babaric. they spit on the floor an the streets are like a mine floor. fuck have to keep dodging and its bloody sick to see large POOLS of spit on the floor. YUCK gross like no mum. oh the mrt is fking cowded too! everyone was like shoving and pushing and squeezing. AND ME? haha i tried to act CIVILISED(which is completely impossible to do in china) and not push an i almost cant get out of the train. scaaaaaaaaaary! hha and me and my bro push the next time and it was fun! haha and apparently the ppl there didnt mind also! so can just push their face and they heck care. FUN!
oh and on the first day,i almost got ran ove by a giant lorry!!! :O scared bo?! haha. it was green light somemore sia. ccb! ten that due horned me sia bastard and he was like five steps away from me! i shrieked and i was kinda stunned so my mum draggd me away. me and my bro pointed middle finger at the lorry while swearing an laughing. zzz. stupid lorry dude!
it was freezing there. and know hat? my hands are especially sensitive to the cold. its like its bloody cold and its always numb. even now its numb. cappy siol. frozen hands dammit. cold! the food thee was not as zai as i expected also): cos my bro was like 'shanghai food is damn nice...tv blah blah'. so i was actualy like woahhhhhhhh at the start. but it turned out...ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT. on my plane ride to shanghai,i wtched this show called 'GOING THE DISTANCE'!!! BLOODY NICE LIKE NO MUM. its my favourite show i tell you. i strongly recommend you to watch it. its like about this couple who live in different states and blah blah. sigh. GO WATCH IT TO FIND OUT! seriously you wont regret it! if its no nice,i will eat YOUR shit! sigh too bad that will nvr happen cos ITS OUTTA THIS WORLD ZAI! go watch pleeeeeeease! hahaha its also damn hornayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye (:
yup i dot wanna elaborate much about this trip. you ust have to know it sucked and i didnt like it. even the shopping was noooooooooooob! the only things i bought was like alot of keychain(: sigh. from this trip. i dislike cheena ppl more. but its unfair to say this cos not all china ppl are this gl. but MOST cheena dudes have damn gl faces. like you just wanna punch then for no reason. seriously.
Hahahahaahaha. i just emembered something uber funny which happened at the airport just now. there was this ang mor man talking on the phone and he was freakiing vulgar. there was AT LEAST 3 fucks in eac sentence. ten he tak damn loud also. so he was like "YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME FUCK?! RYAN TAYLOR. JESUS CHRIST FUCK. MOTHER FUCKER. RYAN TAYLOR. JESUS FUCK. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IDIOT. MOTHER FCUKING!" and then he hung up. damn funny and cool! he is my new idol! haha(:
whatever bleh bleh/ i type sibei long siol. dont wanna blog le! yay. RMB TO WATCH 'GOING THE DISTANCE'! byebye(:
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